Privacy
Our privacy policy is simple: We won't share your information with anyone else.
All privacy policies should be as simple as that. When companies draft excessively long privacy contracts; when they have to offer "privacy summaries" that highlight the main points in an even larger document; when they ask you to agree to terms you haven't even read by clicking a check box, then they might as well call their privacy policies the "Here's How We're Going to Abuse Your Personal Information Policy".
Specious online contracts and anti-privacy privacy policies are silly, pointless, and sometimes even downright deceptive. Let's put a stop to all that. We'll start.